Superman Sucks in Bed

Yes I said it!  I figured since this is my first "blog" entry that I'd rehash a rant I had a number of years ago targeting the infamous Man of Steel (for those of you who may or may not know, I'm a Batman fan, so yes, I'm biased). Though many of the television series and movies, we never witness Superman's love life.  In fact, pretty much the lack there of.  Disguising himself as Clark Kent, the mild mannered, mid west farm boy, and also mega dork, Superman blends in with the general populous. Perhaps the dorkiest portrayal was perfected by the late actor Christopher Reeve, in which his coke bottle glasses and in ability to do anything manly made him basically the complete shlub.  Which I understand WAS/IS Superman's goal, so no one ever suspects anything.

Anyways, to cut to the point, though out the movies, tv's shows, comics, it's not until Lois Lane finds out he is Superman that they become together and all that jazz.  The meat of the story is him chasing her as Clark Kent, and pretty much ONLY her.  So he never seems to have a dating life much less as sexual one.  Even back on the farm with Ma and Pa Kent, there weren't many girls around.   Especially ones who wanted to get with the football teams laundry kid (thank Pa Kent for not letting him play sports due to the fact he'd win them all).  And the first instance where we witness him FINALLY getting some tail with Lois was in Superman 2 and we are lead to believe it was one time.  Really I'm just saying that since Superman is such a boyscout and the go to guy when ever something horrible and imminent is going to destroy Earth, he has no time to date or sleep around.  So I'm guessing that one great night with Lois Lane at the Fortress of Solitude, ya know before he gave up his powers, (not really sure how that works by the way) he probably truly earned the moniker "Faster than a Speeding Bullet".

-Ryan